Friday, April 18, 2008

Stark Raving Mad Maher

Bill Maher, the bitter, angry little man who hosts Real Time With Bill Maher, really stepped in it this week.

In one of his usual tirades on his HBO show, he stated that the Pope "used to be a Nazi" and compared him to a cult leader. He then went on to call the Church a "child-abusing religious cult" and "the Bear Stearns of organized pedophilia." "And that’s the Church’s attitude: 'We’re here, we’re qu**r, get used to it,' which is fine, far be it from me to criticize religion."

NewsBusters Mathew Balan reported: "Following a profanity-tinged one-liner concerning the raid on the Texas compound of Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Maher quipped, "In fact, whenever a cult leader sets himself up as God’s infallible wingman here on Earth, lock away the kids. Which is why I’d like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound, and this guy not only operates outside the bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats. That’s right, the Pope is coming to America this week and ladies, he’s single!" At the "funny hat" line, Maher displayed a picture of Pope Benedict wearing a wide-brimmed hat called a saturno.

MAHER: Now I know what you’re thinking: "Bill, you shouldn’t be saying that the Catholic Church is no better than this creepy Texas cult." For one thing, altar boys can’t even get pregnant. But really, what tripped up the little cult on the prairie was that they only abused hundreds of kids, not thousands, all over the world. Cults get raided, religions get parades. How does the Catholic Church get away with all of their buggery? Volume, volume, volume!

If you have a few hundred followers, and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If have a billion, they call you 'Pope.' It’s like, if you can’t pay your mortgage, you’re a deadbeat. But if you can’t pay a million mortgages, you’re BearStearns and we bail you out. And that is who the Catholic Church is: the BearStearns of organized pedophilia -- too big, too fat. When the current pope was in his previous Vatican job as John Paul’s Dick Cheney, he wrote a letter instructing every Catholic bishop to keep the sex abuse of minors secret until the Statute of Limitations ran out. And that’s the Church’s attitude: 'We’re here, we’re qu**r, get used to it,' which is fine, far be it from me to criticize religion. But just remember one thing: if the Pope was -- instead of a religious figure -- merely the CEO of a nationwide chain of day care centers, where thousands of employees had been caught molesting kids and then covering it up, he'd be arrested faster than you can say 'who wants to touch Mr. Wiggle?'"

Maher's tirade was disgusting, irreverent, obscene and not funny at all. But then, not much of what comes out of his filthy mouth is funny; the bitterness, anger, ridiculousness and short man complex always takes precedent.

HBO, which also has aired the fantastic John Adams series, needs to cancel Maher. Where's the outrage from decent people? Perhaps Don Imus can lead the cause.

Audio of the highlights from this rant are available here.

2 comments:

Three Score and Ten or more said...

Maher has been a disgusting chip of dried out fecal matter for a long time. I remember his program Politically Incorrect as if he were not going to insult anyone who was not politically correct (In his eyes at least)

If he at least had some real wit.

Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Consider the source.

BZ